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• cocoa butter & apple cores
{xx} this is the story of a girl



boom boom pow
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
last written on: 6:30 pm ♥


Last Saturday night went out with Joe, Kelv and Christina, my ever faithful drinking sweetie!

"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."

We had wet pussies too that were really sweet. And 151 and jam donuts and yummy sohos and sunrises :)

It was really good night until the end, where really random shit happened and I ended up calling the cops. Who, in my opinion, are the most unhelpful motherfuckers there are who like to overexert their authority.

After KFC (wicked wings, of course) we took the nightrider and I dropped Kelv off and went home via the back streets where Christina and I crashed in my living room.

Anyway, I have to say I don't particularly like Lavish, the crowd or the venue. It doesn't matter anyway, Mum put on house arrest till after exams when she realized what time I got home. And to top it off, she thinks I'm dating a family friend, when his grandparents called her up the next morning and told her LIES! Asian parents, pfft.

Today I got back my 50% assignment! Missed out on a H2A by 1 point! My friend Andrew the is the reason I get through our tutes and incredibly boring 2 hour lectures.

"That is the most irrelevant piece of shit I've read all day!" he says (looking at the lecture slides) haha.






she is

My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.

If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.


wishlist

To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.

:)


"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."

He says, "I have so many pimples!
It's like having many lactating breasts
all over my face!"

Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't,
I don't have a leg condom!"
(mimes putting leg into a condom)

"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"

He says, "WOMEN!
They always think they're right!
Especially my GPS girlfriend
She's always telling me what to do!"

detour to

Alan
Elan
Jackson
Lan
Tash
Thy
Trinh
Yuna

happy snaps

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