"If I saw a dragon I would kill it with my sword!" she says
Thursday, 18 December 2008
last written on: 11:11 pm ♥
I went to buy presents for my tutoring kids today in Glenny before going to work for a background check. My bag wasn't big enough to hold everything, so I had to go to work with a bubble wand toy, a can of fake green slime, a hama beads pack, and a purple fluffy Ariel pen that lights up when you write, all very visible through a white plastic bag.
My background check consisted of: - 10 years worth of residential addresses - all the contact numbers of the places I'd worked in the past 7 years for employment history confirmation - passport and drivers license - high school qualifications and uni transcript And I had to fill out a police check form as well!
My tragus is crazy itchy. I want to scratch it but I can't! My hair is falling out again for some reason. I must be subconsciously stressed! And every time I take off my mascara I count how many eyelashes have fallen off :( I wish hair would fall off there so I wouldn't need to go for my brazillians!
she is
My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
:)
"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"