After a round trip of 14 hours on the road, we're back in Melbourne again. We weren't actually going to Echuca, we were going to MILDURA (which is on the border of Vic and NSW), as my Dad was so nice to tell me 50mins into the ride. Ant infestation, dry and Turkish/Yugoslavians are the only words needed to describe Mildurahaha. Apparently you're not supposed to take fruit past a particular border when we were driving on the B220 highway, and there was a bin where you had to put all the fruit in your possession in case they conducted checks or something further along. Mum had brought along 4 oranges, 4 apples, 2 bananas and an avocado, so we sat next to the bin shoving all the apples and bananas down our throats because Mum didn't want to waste the $5 she spent on it haha. The good thing about driving interstate is that there are really no speed limits, even if there are signs that say '110kmph' because if you go at that everyone overtakes you anyway. It was the first time I was able to go at high speeds without parents saying anything! One time we went an hour without seeing a single house or car drive past. Anyhoos, we've put 1200kms on our odometer and Mum and Dad are going to Wilson's Prom next week to add a bit more.
I'm going to bed now, Mum forced us up at 4:30am just to be back by 12:30pm so my sister and I would have time to study pfft.
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My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
:)
"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"