Friday was the dreaded ITP mid semester! Stupid thing went on for nearly two hours all the way to 5pm. Then afterwards Alex and I went to Korean BBQ in Clayton for dinner since I've been having chapchae cravings all week MMM.
Anyway, last year I was reading Cosmo and in the sealed section there was an article about this woman's fascination for vaginas. She makes personalized vagina molds and VAGINA PILLOWS for people.
I also found a vagina purse for the bold. It doesn't really look like a vagina, just some sort of hairy clam.
There's also these penis pillows.
And a random udder pillow, which I quite like.
Haha if the penis pillow went into the vagina pillow would they create baby penis and vagina pillowettes?
she is
My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
:)
"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"
