Work nowadays consists of saying 'Hello?' 5 times and then realizing the other end of the line has hung up on us because they've recognized our company number due to us ringing them so many times asking them to buy stuff. Then it's back to discreetly surfing the net while reading Men's Health, FHM, Autosalon or whatever magazine PJ or Bijin have brought along.
Yesterday Alex picked me up and we went to wash his car! I wanted to drive the car out while it was still foamed up just for fun, but he said no :( I know, I'm so childish.
I never realized how strenuous it is to wash a car.
she is
My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
:)
"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"
