Today I smuggled a super sized slurpee into State. I put it in my jacket and walked in. It was that easy. We passed by many 'bottled water only' signs. We went to the chess room and I took the roll-y chair and left Alex with the gay chair. He put the slurpee on the ground in case security saw it and went to get a roll-y chair. In the meantime he told me not to roll around on my chair. I rolled around on my chair. The slurpee was knocked over. I didn't see and rolled some more. I left slurpee tracks all over the carpet. Alex scooped the slurpee back into the cup with his fingers and chucked it in the bin. He then wiped all evidence away by emptying a water bottle on the carpet while washing his hands. There is now a dark patch on the floor.
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My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
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"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"