What an eventful (yester)day. Afterfailing my MST worth 20%, yes 20%, and no, not aMacrob fail but an actual fail due to me leaving one whole question (8 marks) and fucking up 2 others (25 marks together, total exam out of 40), I went to Hush bar. I am such a weak drinker. A couple of double blacks and shots later I found myself throwing up at some construction site at Docklands. Then on atramwtf. Then on some street near Spencers, and it was only830pm.
Thank you Wii and Chris who trained home with me and offering to wait with me at Glenny because I stupidly told my parents I'd be back by 10 that night, I hope I wasn't too embarrassing. Thank you Chris for giving me mentos so that my breath wouldn't stink of alcohol and for lending me your shoulder, you're so sweet. Thank you to the lady on the train who assured me she couldn't smell alcohol or spew on me (mind you, she was like 5 seats away).
I think I saw two Macrob chicks sitting opposite Wii looking at me weirdly. I'm so glad I don't see them on a regular basis anymore.
Then today I got up and wondered why there was dirton my Pringle of Scotland wool miniskirt and why my favourite beautiful suede shoes weren't so pretty anymore. I was cleaning my room earlier, and I was going through the stuff I haven't looked through for ages. You still have the power to make me laugh. Winner of best looking on Time magazine? LOLOL. A lawyer and a vet; it's funny how we both have such different aspirations now.
Man I eat so much. Especially after drinking. I feel like a buffalo now. God knows I'm going to look like one too, if I don't already which I probably do oh my gosh. Oh well. I'll go on Survivor and lose it all because everyone on that show comes back anorexic anyway.
My cross trainer is collecting dust, and I feel like leen gou right now. Jesus where's Grandma when you need her!
Shit. This post is getting random, could it possibly be because I don't want to start my physics assignment that's due on Tuesday?
she is
My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
:)
"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"