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• cocoa butter & apple cores
{xx} this is the story of a girl



You look like someone's wife!
Wednesday, 29 August 2007
last written on: 8:13 pm ♥


If anyone could answer these questions, I would be eternally grateful, they have been plaguing me for the past couple of days.

What does dolphin turd look like?

Fish turd is like, stringy shit. Whales are somewhat like fish, does that mean their turd is like, rope shit?

Whales are like 1000 times bigger than dogs, does mean whale shit is like the size of a car? And how come it doesn't get washed up on the beach, like beached whales?

Octopuses have 8 legs, so between which pair of legs is their arsehole?

Do dolphins rape each other?

And do jellyfish do clear, transparent shit? *EDIT* They dont haha, thank you dear :)

Yeah I know I'm random, whatevers !

Anyways.
Today I was told I looked like someone's low por (according to Winnie) because my hair was flipped up in a clamp like and apparently that looks mum-sy. And when I told Alex he goes, "LOL, are you sure she didn't say bart por?" ><

Finished uni at 2 --> KFC for some long overdue wicked wings --> some restaurant in Chinatown --> shop for birthday present --> Yoyogi's for drinks --> back to Glenny -- > saw Joe! Far far from Greensborough he was XD -- > home.







she is

My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.

If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.


wishlist

To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.

:)


"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."

He says, "I have so many pimples!
It's like having many lactating breasts
all over my face!"

Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't,
I don't have a leg condom!"
(mimes putting leg into a condom)

"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"

He says, "WOMEN!
They always think they're right!
Especially my GPS girlfriend
She's always telling me what to do!"

detour to

Alan
Elan
Jackson
Lan
Tash
Thy
Trinh
Yuna

happy snaps

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