Cocoa Butter & Apple Cores

Have you seen 91210?

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

last written on: 10:51 pm ♥

Saturday night; Ridiculously hilariously crazy shit. Macca's apple pie is the best there is. At 530 in the morning. Or anytime, really.
Sunday; Battled with math assignment, then went to Stareast for dinner, and then to Jells Park. I never realized how much dodgy stuff occurs in the parking lot after dark.

Since the weather was so beautiful, we were going to spend Monday afternoon at the beach. I specifically forgot I had a CPA lecture to attend to bask in the sun on the sand and pretend to be a jellyfish. However, due to people being KO'd we decided to give it a miss and went down to Glenny instead for lunch. Everyone left around 5pm, leaving me and Alex to wander around Century City doing things that would make my mother fall over.

I've just eaten so much I feel sick. 3 dinners is certainly 2 dinners too many. I want to go throw up now but I can't, because I'd just feel hungry again and eat more food back into my tummy, which is currently very roly poly.

Today I had an heated discussion with my applied maths tutor over why my answer didn't match the one in the back of book, and where the hell those logs came from when there couldn't possibly be any. Then after 5mins when he got the same thing I did, I realized that I was looking at the solution to the wrong question. After that, every time I ask a question he comes over and smirks at me.

A- Wtf! Are you stalking me?
C- LOL don't flatter yourself! It's because there's so much of you, you're everywhere, if you get what I mean..haha
A- Sif my arse is everywhere. Have you seen 91210? Because the last time you saw it was on the bathroom scale!!!
C- Haha where'd you pull that number from? Your colossal arsehole? Or not..you wouldn't be able to reach it through those ass cheeks!
A- What took you so long to reply? Your stubby fingers couldn't push the buttons on your phone? Oh wait, what fingers, they're paws!
C- Better paws than pork sausages!

Ahh, such a love/hate relationship. By the way it's actually 90210, if you're thinking of that Beverley Hills show.

And I'm in love with Elliott Yamin, his voice is soo smooth.

she is

My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.

If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.

wishlist

To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.

"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."

He says, "I have so many pimples!
It's like having many lactating breasts
all over my face!"

Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't,
I don't have a leg condom!"
(mimes putting leg into a condom)

"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"

He says, "WOMEN!
They always think they're right!
Especially my GPS girlfriend
She's always telling me what to do!"

detour to

Alan
Elan
Jackson
Lan
Tash
Thy
Trinh
Yuna

happy snaps

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