It's my 3rd day of holidays and I'm bored shitless.
Everyone needs to hurry up and finish so we can go out!
Yesterday
Drove to Phillip Island (again) out of boredom.
Was too busy looking for toilet signs to realize the car in front of me had stopped (wtf, on the highway??), but I was still going at 100.
Swerved, Mum screams.
Get to the beach, eat ice cream, drive back in the dark.
Slept at 12.
Today
Woke up at 12.
Nothing to do, everyone's gone, so went to sleep at 5.
Wake up at 8.
Now going to back to sleep...
Oh, well, at least those wrinkles are going away.
she is
My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
:)
"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"