While I was sitting on the train home today, I came up with another reason (of many) why I hate public transport.
I hate it when people breathe loudly. They suck a lungful of air in, and the force it out through their nose with this distracting, annoying, audible pfffffffft. The hairy man who was sitting next to me on the train breathed so loudly I could hear it even on the busiest 5.22 train amidst all the talking from people around me.
I hate it even more when people breathe loudly on you. I hate feeling the whoosh of air against my arm that originated from your nostrils ewww. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BREATHE SOFTLY AND SILENTLY.
I wish I could drive. Better yet, I wish that there was someone to drive me so I can continue sleeping in the car instead of waking up unnecessarily at 6am :[
she is
My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
:)
"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"