There's nothing you can do when it comes to the truth
Friday, 16 March 2007
last written on: 9:23 pm ♥
I'm going to be sick. I can feel the sickness dribbling out of my nose.
And its all because I have to get up in the middle of the night to get to uni by 8am.
Today a friend told me he wouldn't have sex until after marriage. To which I laughed and told him he'd be single again after his honeymoon. He was offended because I described the male genitals as "a lump". My bad, it was the only thing that came to mind during the torment of a math lecture.
I need to sit next to someone else. You're so distracting!
she is
My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.
If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.
wishlist
To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.
:)
"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."
He says, "I have so many pimples! It's like having many lactating breasts all over my face!"
Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't, I don't have a leg condom!" (mimes putting leg into a condom)
"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"
He says, "WOMEN! They always think they're right! Especially my GPS girlfriend She's always telling me what to do!"