Cocoa Butter & Apple Cores

Memoirs of a Vog

Saturday, 3 March 2007

last written on: 9:08 pm ♥

I feel like a bitch putting this up, but its not like he's going to come and read it anyway. A conversation with a friend/acquaintance of mine.

Vog: well if you haven't got any stories, I'll give you a quick summary of whats happened with me in the past few years
Vog: I have so many sins to confess
Vog: This may disgust you
Vog: First thing, when I was in year 11, when I was about 16, the time when boys become big men, well each his own physique, and you begin to feel that desire for ... how can I say it?..
Vog: For love. For sex.
Vog: You feel the need for release, you understand, to relieve the desire to ...
Vog: I couldn't find anyone to help me with this...feeling
CC: lol
CC: um
CC: talk to john
CC: or paul?
Vog: So the idea, not mine but a real intelligent friend of mine, of relieving ourselves with, to make love with ... how do I say this?
Vog: With pumpkins. Pumpkins
CC: WTF
CC: pumpkins?
Vog: Warm, soft, damp, with seeds inside, so round -- and we would -- ummm -- help me find the words, Cecie
CC: um
CC: moist?
Vog: We relieved ourselves with these pumpkins.
Vog: But then at the end of year 11 , I quit
Vog: Just like that
CC: ahahahah
Vog: I don't know if my friend quit, but that's his business
CC: then what happened in yr 12
Vog: I quit, because I felt, Cecie, and I'm sure you'll agree, in growing up to be a sensitive, even religious man that love is something every man needs, but not with a vegetable, but with something alive ... something that moves, that's warm, that looks you in the eyes
Vog: you know what i mean?
CC: yup
CC: have u moved on to cats?
Vog: Something with a soul ...
Vog: Anyway there was a sheep
Vog: A beautiful little sheep
Vog: She was nice, kind, sweet, pretty, I called her Lola.
CC: LOL!
Vog: Not an ugly old sheep like the others, but a little sheep
Vog: So delicate, refined. Soft wool, two big eyes watching me.
CC: did she like u as much as u liked her?
Vog: At first, I didn't even notice. And what a sweet little voice: "baaah baaah" and I was enchanted.
Vog: Not like the other sheep, "baaraaah" but "baaaaah.
Vog: So sweet
Vog: Her movements were so refined. She'd come beside me and somehow I was always on top of her
Vog: She was so pretty, even erotic
CC: LOL!
Vog: She would embarrass me because she would come around when I was with my friends. People began to notice this, it was embarrassing.
CC: awww
CC: during schooltime?
Vog: No outside of school
Vog: There are no sheeps at wheelers
Vog: Then one day she wasn't there
CC: u have friends outside of school?
Vog: she must've been sold
Vog: Ooooh
Vog: This is serious Cecie, no laughing matter
Vog: What I want to say is I understand that these are big sins, but truly, Cecie, they are sins of love.
CC: ok ok im serious
Vog: And then one day late last year I met this woman
CC: u have a gf?
Vog: I want to leave her name out of this
CC: lol alright
Vog: I was left alone with ____. Now ____ is beautiful
Vog: You should see her, absolutely gorgeous.
Vog: She really likes me
Vog: Problem was, she's my cousins wife
CC: ...
Vog: he always look at me with those strange sister-in- lawish eyes
Vog: At their wedding I said "Congratulations," she looked at me strangely. She married my cousin, and we're the same type. Well, I'm even more handsome than he is.
Vog: So one day _____ and I were alone
Vog: she started cleaning at the sink. As she bent over,
Vog: I was sitting behind her like this, and from this position I saw two cheeks
Vog: Tell me if you don't want to hear anymore
CC: her ass obviously
Vog: An ass from out of this world
Vog: With tiny white panties, riding up a little so you could see one whole cheek, the other was partly covered. Cecie, I couldn't control myself
CC: okok no MORE
CC: geez
Vog: She turned and looked at me with those eyes, and suddenly I was on top of her. Cecie, that beautiful ass -- pink, soft, round like a pumpkin. Those soft wool panties reminded of the sheep.
CC: how much porn have u been reading
Vog: This is not porn
CC: sorry sorry
CC: its your life
Vog: I don't do porn
Vog: That's disgusting
Vog: So thats whats been going on with me
CC: u only do pumpkins and sheep
Vog: You wouldn't understand
Vog: Anyway gtg

..And he left in a hurry. Who can blame him?

she is

My name is cc
I love op shopping, travelling and LV.

If you're curious, the name Cocoa Butter and Apple Cores came about while reminiscing of Year 10 maths class, courtesy of HaeYeon.

wishlist

To graduate on time.
To tour Europe, especially Switzerland, Germany, and Ireland.
Jumbo cream Chanel classic flap in lambskin with gold hardware.

"Can I have a hard fuck?"
"No sorry, we have no hard fucks."
"Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I meant a quick fuck."

He says, "I have so many pimples!
It's like having many lactating breasts
all over my face!"

Girlfriend's foot is touching his leg.
(whispering) "CC she's kicking me!"
"What?"
"Help, will you protect me? I can't,
I don't have a leg condom!"
(mimes putting leg into a condom)

"Hey, you okay?"
(In a drunken stupor) "Mmmpologohbuloo."
(Me playing along) "Babolugamawoo?"
"NO MAN, pffmompoohl!"

He says, "WOMEN!
They always think they're right!
Especially my GPS girlfriend
She's always telling me what to do!"

detour to

Alan
Elan
Jackson
Lan
Tash
Thy
Trinh
Yuna

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